arcady wrote:Ok, one player is always trying to go for backup. At the first sign of trouble he's calling the hotlines for every team in the city.
Asuming the teams are in town, why might they refuse to get involved?
I need a list of excuses I can pull from that don't sound too pat until the PCs finally get the idea that they are the heroes in this comic book, not somebody else. :p
I've also considered that at least once in all this I will have the NPCs arrive to help, push out the PCs, and solve the entire adventure off camera while they PCs merely get to watch the news footage from home...

I've had this exact same problem

so I can certainly sympathise. Excuses I've used are as follows:-
1. Answerphone
2. Hero Hotline e.g. "Please choose option 1 if the nature of your trouble is villain based, a theft, a violent crime etc.... baffle them with so many automated optiosn they give up
3. Team in question is so busy with an important experiment right now they can't risk leaving it until its done it could be dangerous.
4. These Hoax phone calls have to stop! slam the phone down.
5. Red Tape, have the butler take thier details and promise to get the team to call them back as fast as he can.
6. I'm sorry the team is out of Dimension right now
7. I'm afraid the team were so badly wounded in thier last battle they are simple unable to lend help.
8. this number has been disconnected
9. the team in question is currently missing
10. The team is currently ina really important meeting with government official i am afraid i will be unable to interrupt them until it is over, but be aware they will be made aware of your situation.
11. No Obla anglaise
12. The team in question is currently on Hiatus
13. Hi Domino Pizzas what can i get for you tonight sir?
14. For reasons beyond our control and because of certain official secrets documents we have previously been asked to sign I am afraid we unable to render you aid.
15. Due to a family crisis the team in question is not in town
16. The team is already engage in another part of town.... have you tried the Mystic Four?
17. elevator Music.... "Please be aware your call is in a cue, we willget to you as soon as an operator becomes available".
18. sorry were upt to our ears in tax returns at the moment as were undergoing a surprise visit by the inland revenue, we would be comitting a felony to leave at this point and we hold the law in too high a regard to do that
19. due to the destruction of the Good man building last week i am afraid the team are unavailable right now were not sure were they're staying, somewhere downtown we think.
20. The team are unavailable right now, they're currently doing an interview on the Carson show, they should be free around Midnight.